Tags #systematically ruining my life #tyler hoechlin: puppies and sunshine
I AM REALLY UPSET BECAUSE NOBODY IS KISSING ME OR GOING OUT WITH ME OR CRUSHING ON ME EVERYONE ELSE HAS A PERSON WHERE IS MY PERSON WHY DONT I GET A FRICKIN PERSON
Ashley: Looking up porn! What are you doing?
Me: Trying to look at your porn!
Tags #she was just reblogging something #but she's a dick #so
Nicki Minaj, how do you feel about…Obama?
Actual thing said in my home tonight by my sister.
"Man, she doesn’t suck." -also Ashley
pumpkin spice candles soon
pumpkin lattes soon
Tags #my bride #let me love you you incredible dork #lefties rule tbh
a plus-side to being my friend is that you can come to my house in your pajamas and i will not judge you because i will also be in my pajamas