"At least you love me." I say to my pet as I hold them against my chest as they try to get away
blows my mind that women are considered shrill and whiny when all i have to do is insinuate that male feelings are not my #1 priority at all times and every indignant male in a 500 mile radius comes out of the woodwork to let me know how they feel
the fact that there have no leaked nudes in my dashboard proves that i’m following the right people
does anyone want to be my virtual sugardaddy and buy me things online for literally nothing in return???